May 2013
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dovahqueene:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
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brakken:
SBURB Smash Bros. o:
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rabioheab:
cornmunism: the belief that the government should provide everyone with corn. so much corn. what am i going to do with all of this corn
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oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
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HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
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ruf1ohn1tram:
HELPDSGFDFH
Original
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
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buffdaddyjohn:
ybee:
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
help
#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
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vampirequeen:
when cool ppl call u cool
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